Showing posts with label buttered popcorn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label buttered popcorn. Show all posts

Thursday, March 22, 2012

what in the eff is wrong with you, buttered popcorn?


see this room we are in? it's a movie theater. see the 300 empty seats? it's a wednesday; there are only four people in here, including you and me. was it necessary to sit right next to me? i can hear you breathing. i hope you kick your soda over.