don't stand so close to me, confit of moulard duck foie gras.
oh, really? you can cook and draw and fly fish and make organic films, and you're a leader of men? no, you're a liar. because why would someone who knows everything and everyone be standing here stinking up my airspace to brag to us nobodies about it? i have no idea what you're talking about. get off your invisible high horse. you're too small anyway
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